second-satan:

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

THANK YOU

@12 hours ago with 181823 notes

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@12 hours ago with 10394 notes

I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. Still don’t know why.

(Source: peetamelalrk, via second-satan)

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@15 hours ago with 32774 notes

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

(Source: bullied, via asvprock)

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kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

(Source: kas-a, via arctivmonkeys)

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second-satan:

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

but did you let them?

(Source: pancakessexual)

@12 hours ago with 277718 notes

second-satan:

life

(Source: darling-no)

@12 hours ago with 151167 notes

second-satan:

Draco has grown tired of your shit, Hogwarts.

(Source: weasleyismygingerhairedking)

@12 hours ago with 640232 notes

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

(via asvprock)

@15 hours ago with 491829 notes
souhailbog:

want more ?
@17 hours ago with 20642 notes

austin-n-oli:

「 Austin & oli blog 」

(Source: brb--texting-satan, via m0shflower)

@19 hours ago with 877 notes

kingsbellamy:

DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE 

CAUSE I DO 

(Source: kingsbellamy, via arctivmonkeys)

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